- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

A fat boy walked into a party

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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