- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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