Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Hello

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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