What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Your Mom

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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