- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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