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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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