- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Nathan Gooderson.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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