- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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