Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Compton

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Do you need any assistance?

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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