How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

YOLO

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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