- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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