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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Why did the chicken cross the road?