- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Penis!

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Unflushed Shit...

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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