There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Asians

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Canada's army

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