T-Dog scare me

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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ha.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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you

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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