Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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i eat poop

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Chuck Norris

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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