What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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666

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i love antijokes

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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