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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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