- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Sonic

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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