What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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MICHAEL

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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