Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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like for a handjob.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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