If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

women's rights

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

YOLO

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

How do magnets work?

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Woman's Rights.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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