What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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no u

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Whats9+10 19

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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