Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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ha.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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