1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Womens rights

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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