What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Chayton

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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women's rights

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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