What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

A British man walks into a dental office.

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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