D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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What sucks?

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Hellen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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