Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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This is my joke. funny

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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