A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Chuck Norris

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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OGC - tilt your head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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