Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Knock Knock It's Open!

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Knock Knock Come in

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Canida

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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