- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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