What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Akshaytiger World

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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What is worse

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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