- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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