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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

What sucks?

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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women

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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