What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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save water shower with friends

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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