Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

What's white and sticky? Glue

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Whats9+10 19

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

guess what? chicken butt.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

Josh kissing a girl

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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