What is Earth made out of? Earth

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

It says so on your cap.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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