Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Lebron Traveled

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Your Mom

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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