- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Women's rights.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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