- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

OBAMA

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

YOU IS DUM

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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