- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Women's Rights

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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