Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

why did Max cry??? chicken

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Nathan Gooderson.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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