How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

MICHAEL

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

People Eating Tasty Animals

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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