- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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