- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Tennesse

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

whats pale and white your ass.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Star Wars

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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