What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

What looks like half an apple? The other half.

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

Anti Joke

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