Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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