Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Why was Timmy sad?

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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women have rights

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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