A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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T-Dog scare me

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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ha.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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you

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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