My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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minecraft

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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