What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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