Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

The Holocaust

Womens' rights.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

A British man walks into a dental office.

why did Max cry??? chicken

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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