Women's Rights

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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your a towel.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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