- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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