why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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No

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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i love antijokes

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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antijokes

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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