What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

T-Dog scare me

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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