- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

whats really hot the sun

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Chayton

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Knock Knock It's Open!

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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