Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Star Wars

Enchilada

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

"Up to 50% off."

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Susie has Autism

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

robin, get in the car.

Is this a chair?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Chuck Norris.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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