- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Steve Jobs.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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