Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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