Knock Knock It's Open!

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Knock Knock Come in

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Canida

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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T-Dog scare me

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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