- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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