What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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What flys? A fly

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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