What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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maddie latino

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Anti Joke

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