Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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