Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Rock mattress.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Will you marry me?

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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