- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??