knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Knock Knock It's Open!

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Knock Knock Come in

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Canida

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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