- Anti Joke

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Homework.