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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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