- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Unflushed Shit...

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

what do you call a black man named mike

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Chuck Norris.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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