Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Paul Dylan King!

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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