Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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women

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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