women

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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