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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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