How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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