What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Rebecca Black

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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