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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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