Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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