A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

T-Dog scare me

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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