- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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