Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Hitler was Jewish.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

George W. Bush

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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