What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

The penn state football administration

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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