Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Paul Dylan King!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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