What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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The Holocaust

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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democracy

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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oh hiya come in

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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ps3

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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