Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Sarah Palin is President

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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