- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

in the begining... god made some stuff

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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