- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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