A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Chuck Norris.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Susie has Autism

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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