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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Frown is a four letter word.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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