How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Left. That one direction...

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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women

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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whats better than 24................. 25

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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