A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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My mom.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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