- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

A seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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