- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

minced oaths

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Amputations.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

42.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??