- Anti Joke

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt