What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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