A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Patrick is gay

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Looks through the peephole.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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